Facebook was just awarded a patent for “the feed,” and it’s emblematic of why the software patent system is stupid, and needs to go away. I tell you exactly why.
Software patents are dirty scum.
Posted by Kris Brooks on March 7th, 2010
Posted in Kris's Blog 
Tags: Comedy, Facebook, feed, Funny, mossberg, mosspuppet, office, parody, patent, software, stupid, the
That’s freakin’ shocking. A list of info relevant to the user being patened. Oh wow. Can I patent scratching my ass? Because I stand to make a lot of money…
DAMMIT I just gave away my killer idea! UGH.
Some hilarious writing in here
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“…stare at it until the world goes away…”
Wow, I never thought I’d live to see the day where Walt Mossbergpuppet actually made sense…
hey walt, what do you think about Facebook and Mark Zuxk.?
Facebook is for suckers!
Please join my Facebook fan page.
Is Palpatine happy his assistant went to Walt Mossberg?
i’d like to hear what mossberg thinks about Facebook
One of the most annoying things I’ve ever watched on YouTube.
Sorry, I already patented that. You owe me a dollar for every time you’ve scratched it in your life.
*scratches balls*
*gives KzrrainzYes the finger*
Haha! I’ve patented the finger! I think maybe the tables have turned, sir!
*patents ball scratching*
And, *ahem* I believe you’re now in debt to me. I will be merciful and take only 15% of your yearly earnings. Consider it a tithe, and worship me.
Is this the first time you’ve seen anything on Youtube?
TLDW
Agreed with every word this muppet said.
Whereas I would like to shove my hand up this annoying muppet’s b… er..nvm you do that on a regular basis…
I do agree !
*patents movement*
Hope you make 10m a year. =)
this too funny lmfao~!
Oh how I wish
)
*dreams a little dream*
Reality is so not funny sometimes…
lol, hilarous
Of course we all agree, so why do they keep granting those crazy patents?